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[hideyosammich]

[The first thing that is really noticeable is the Time Lord's nose. It's bright red and extremely swollen, and there's still dried blood crusted down his face. He looks positively miserable.]

So ah...Master broke my nose.

It wasn't on purpose! Wellllllll, no, yes, it was, but I deserved it. Weeelllll, sort of, past me deserved it, but...it's a long story.

Point being, how do I not make it so...lumpy? And painful?

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[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

It was just an offer.

[A beat.] Shouldn't. It's never killed me.

[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

I'm living with him now. I'd rather avoid trouble.

It's worth a try anyway.

[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

Come by and grab some, then. You know where the house is?

[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

Oh...could you hold on a moment, Captain?

[He leaves for a moment, apparently holding a conversation with someone, though it sounds like there's mewls and meows in reply to what he says, before he returns to the screen.]

Sorry. Apparently Master told Theta to remind me that aspirin actually will kill me. I forget these things sometimes.

[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

[...Jack just kind of stares at his communicator exasperatedly.]

...Were you talking to a cat?

[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

[eyebrow raise right back at you, Jack.]

I speak over nine billion languages, Jack.

[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I didn't think cat was one of them.

...[A pause.] D'you speak pterosaur, too?

[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[He considers for a moment] I'm not sure how good I'd be at it now...it's been a long time. It's not a very widely used language, you know.

[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

Because it's ...cat.

[A little shrug.] Myfanwy would appreciate it in any case, I think.

[hideyosammich.livejournal.com]

Myfanwy? [He raises an eyebrow] Who is that?

[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

Oh, she's our mascot, sort of. Ianto and I found her ages ago.